Funny sms; 9386 messages
Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
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REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar
dont have clothes to wear.
LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?
Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.
Yeh fashionwa hai .
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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay
Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab
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Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??
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Socho
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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...
LANGRA KUUTA
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Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..
News Paper mein hay...........
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Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
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1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?
Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...
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Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?
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guess..!
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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
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Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
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Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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@@@ DUAA @@@
Tuje aisi bemari lage,
Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,
Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,
Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
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Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
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Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
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stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
AuGusT k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
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Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
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Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki
''B''ike par
''A''sh!!!!!
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